Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	622	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Star Shards Collected:	256
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ores Mined:	3282	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.