Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3451	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9630
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	4951
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	148	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Star Shards Collected:	89	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	408591
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Runes Activated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	9996	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.