Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Dragon Eggs Found:	4638
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Dimension Hops:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Ores Mined:	5262	Dragon Eggs Found:	8112
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Magic Items Found:	5202	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
New Chunks Explored:	66104	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Falling into the Void:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	873611	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.