Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	3951	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	167
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	69

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Star Shards Collected:	253	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Animals Bred:	193	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Crops Grown:	4574
Secret Passages Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Farms Harvested:	308	Alien Abductions:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.