Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8528

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Farms Harvested:	935	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	541257

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	96
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4145	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.