Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	2143
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	756653
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Emeralds Found:	192
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	2636
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Potions Brewed:	183	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Enchantments Applied:	300
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	109
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Runes Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.