Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	4547
Magic Items Found:	2904	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mines Excavated:	3368
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	167
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mines Excavated:	1589

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	9198
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	3028
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.