Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4784	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchantments Applied:	170	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Divine Spears Created:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1275
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crops Grown:	8349
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4935	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	5060
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	748	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.