Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mines Excavated:	3880	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Love Letters Sent:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3247	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	184
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crops Grown:	8442	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7275
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6954	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	99
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Villages Defended:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.