Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4820
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	659155
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	76

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7870	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	215	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Animals Bred:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!