Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5851
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Asterra

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Asterra

Server-IP: Asterra.eu Website: Asterra.eu

You can also find more information on our website Asterra.eu

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TimGaming

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival

TimGaming is a free-build survival server with protections that has existed since February of 2011, with its own website, forums, dynamic map, and mature, active staff members. We have a bustling community, state-of-the-art magical transportation system, and a thriving dynamic economy, with prices rising and falling in real-time. Whether you plan to build a glorious city, or crush your enemies in PVP, TimGaming has something for everyone!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HjonkCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The HjonkCraft Server Network:

HjonkCraft has just recently relaunched and now offers one of two server experiences

Survival: Featuring a freshly reset map, our survival experience focusses on keeping things vanilla and simple. We make use of land claims to keep players plots and areas protected. A bidding-based auction system is used along with jobs and shops to keep our server economy alive and at the forefront of the experience. HjonkCraft Survival prides itself on its easy going and laid-back community, the construction of towns and player run markets is encouraged, and new friends are easy to come by!

Pixel Valley: A unique single player game mode inspired by Stardew Valley, this farming sim blends elements of sky block, prison and economy into one by forcing each player to start on a farm that is home solely to them. You must harvest crops, sell, buy seeds, replant and repeat. As you earn more and more money, youll be able to expand your farm land, buy new tools and equipment, and visit new shared areas which will grant access to more block types. Farmers in Pixel Valley are in a constant race to see who will grab a hold of, and maintain the rank one spot on the servers Baltop leaderboard.

HjonkCraft is a community that prides itself on its easy going community were a fun loving laid back bunch who try to keeps things simple yet fresh. Come play with us at: IP: play.hjonkcraft.com Website: www.hjonkcraft.com Discord: http://discord.gg/UgJc4JA8yM

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	63	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Richcraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Money, the essence of everything that is, was or will be.

There’s an old saying; nothing in life comes free. And at Richcraft, we believe that to be the truest saying there ever was. Through dedication, hard work and time, any crafter can rise through the ranks and become the richest of the rich.

We offer several plugins including /homes, /bank, Chest Shops and more. Visit us at our website to meet the staff, or join us to get started.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SGCraft

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Fancy an almost vanilla and cracked server? SGCraft is the place to be. We are a new server set up in July 2019 and will be expanding!

If you are unable to connect, please use the ip play2.sgcraft.net instead!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SpaceMC

Skyblock

SpaceMC is the home of competitive skyblock. Make sure to join to earn up to $5,000 just by playing each map!

IP: play.space-mc.com Version: 1.7.x-1.15.x

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5074	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dragon Riders

Skyblock

Hello. And welcome to Dragon Riders :). We have a very loyal and respective community. Right now we have a very desirable skyblock gamemode and it’s only going to get better as time goes on. Some time in the future we will add other game modes. Please vote for us and enjoy your stay here.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Royal MC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Minecraft Server Network. We have plenty of gamemodes to choose from. We’re an Slovenian/English Minecraft Server and would like to attract new players from all around the world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sunrust

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We’re thrilled to announce that Sunrust, our 1.20.x Vanilla Minecraft server, has officially emerged from its beta testing phase and is now open to the public! Not only has Sunrust officially launched, but we offer both Creative and Survival options.

Be sure to have Server Resource Packs: Enabled How to join Survival To begin your Survival journey, simply type “/kit spawn” upon entering the server to receive essential starter items and a comprehensive guide on commands to navigate your experience.

As a special feature, players gain the ability to claim one chunk of land per hour and they start with 16 chunks. Custom Terrain, Dungeons, Enchantments, Land Claiming and much more.

How to join Creative If you wish to join the Creative world, type “/creative” upon entering the server. PlotsSquared, FastAsyncWorldedit, goBrush, goPaint, Voxelsniper, HeadDatabase, Arceon and much more.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ores Mined:	6460
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HyNeo Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

«HyNeo Network» – Minecraft server with a high-quality implementation of game modes, monthly tops, interesting quests, lack of strong emphasis on donating for players, loving to compete, create and have fun with friends. ▶ SURVIVAL ◀ ▶ ANARCHY ◀ ▶ CREATIVE + ◀ ▶ YOUR OWN SERVER ON LAUNCH + ◀ ▶ PVP ◀

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

4b4t

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

4 builders 4 tools, known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by jj20051, also the owner of 9b9t.com. 4b4t is a 1.13.2 anarchy server with a decent community, even if it is small. —————————————————– IP: 4b4t.us Discord: https://discord.gg/5q59DTT —————————————————–

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	2225
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Vanilla-Minecraft

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

At your side since 2013, Vanilla Minecraft is a Hardcore survival server. Come rediscover survival as Notch designed it, in multiplayer. We have just given you what you need to protect yourself from grievances and theft without any superfluous plugins. With a close-knit community where mutual aid and good humor are essential.

Do not hesitate to visit our site and/or our Forum for more information and to discover our other servers. The current server version is displayed on our site. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/Vanilla_Minecraft

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4184	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	9495	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

A Game of Ice and Fire

Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Explore the entire continent of Westeros! With realistic biomes, unique ore spawn locations, and interactive citizens, you can create your own experience and history in the Game of Thrones world! Complete quests and attain unique achievements and rewards, all to rule over the Seven Kingdoms yourself! This server uses an incredibly accurate map created by Greyson Kousari, so mine and explore mountains, swamps, and river deltas in different kingdoms for the ores you need!

Visit our website! https://nauticalneptune.wixsite.com/agameoficeandfire

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Craftadia Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

NEW YOUTUBERS ONLINE – COME VISIT!

Craftadia is a revolutionary Survival experience that focuses on bringing players together unlike ever before!

Our server is a grief-free and protected area where anyone and everyone can come online and play with others. We strive to provide a custom experience while maintaining the pure survival gameplay.

Every 3 votes on Craftadia, you’ll be given a special vote key that you can use to unlock rare and exciting items!

We have dungeons, custom shops, land claiming, guilds and so much more! What are you waiting for?

IP: play.craftadia.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MythicalMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

MythicalMC is a brand new Minecraft server featuring original minigames that you wont find anywhere else.

Our goal has been to create fresh Minecraft gameplay experiences that challenge new skills and bring a new competitive edge while still using the 1.8 combat style.

Reach to the skies in Sky Rush, test your tactics in Protect The Oracle, move fast in the quick-paced game of Optic Strike or chillout and play with others in the rotating Mythical Games.

Join today, theres something for everyone!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!