Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TreasureMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

We’re so happy you’re here, checking out our server that goes great with our thrilling gamemodes. Lifesteal, Survival, and Minigames are all thrillingly combined on the immersive server TreasureMC. Get ready for an incredible journey full of challenges, adventures, and nonstop fun.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MysticalSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MysticalSkies is a new and upcoming Network! MysticalSkies ultimate goal is to create and revolutionize the server industry. We want to create an interactive environment for players of all ages and skill levels, whether you’re new to the game or consider yourself a pro, we will have fun and interactive challenges for all.

We strive to provide an environment where players of all budgets can benefit and succeed as well, whether you have $0 or $1000, you have a chance to compete completely in every challenge and leaderboard.

We currently offer Survival! We will be offering many more servers in the future so stay tuned and come join us for more news and updates! In our discord we give updates, information, giveaways, sneakpeeks and more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	221	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

survival craft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Vanilla

this is a new vanilla semi-anarchy server co founded by me and a friend. we started the server with the intention of making a place with no rules deep roots and rich history. we started on 12/21/23 and will continue to develop and build the server from the ground up hopefully forever. we want to encourage new players and build a community that possibly goes outside of anarchy standards. we want this as big as possible. stick around! Ip address : 15.235.118.75:2302. Domain Survivalcraftanarchy.com difficulty:hard Bedrock port:19132 World boarder: vanilla Mods: none Anti cheat: active Version 1.20.2 Server started on 12/21/23 rules: semi-anarchy so minimal rules. we do not ban for hacks or banter. blatant attempts to slow the server ticks will get you banned temporarily. don’t test me , keep the server playable. other then that keep discord clean as possible unless it’s an appropriate channel. have fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	496652	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

StageGaming – NetWork

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

StageGaming is a community focused on the world of video games, where you can find everything from game news, offers, videos, direct and even game servers. You will be able to interact and play with other users through chats or game servers. You will also have the opportunity to play with community content creators and participate in community giveaways with them.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Zombie Dances:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minezilla

LifeSteal, PvP

A wild is appeared in the jungel can you be the one of the wild in the jungel of minezilla Features ▪Lifesteal ▪ crates ▪ cosmetics ▪pvp ▪ kits

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5417	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

urEarth

Earth, Factions, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re looking to onload new and dedicated players in anticipation for our launch within the coming days, here’s what we’ve got to offer;

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Potions Brewed:	100
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Animals Bred:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JTF Adventure

Earth, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

JTF is a community of people who enjoy spending time gaming. Our Minecraft server is a great place to join us to spend leisure time in-game while also enjoying the chance to fight boss monsters and our hosted events!

If you’d like to join us, hop into our Discord and let’s get you set up. We’re looking to add numbers to our playerbase and community. In doing so, we will be looking for future staff members as well!

Our own JTF Adventure Modpack is on Curseforge ready for download and play!

Our main server is currently using ATM9

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Sapphire City

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Sapphire City, the ultimate Minecraft destination for adventurers of all ages! Embark on an unforgettable journey in our brand-new survival server, where fun, excitement, and a warm community await you at every turn.

At Sapphire City, we believe that everyone should have an equal chance to thrive and enjoy the game. That’s why we pride ourselves on being a non-pay-to-win server, focusing solely on enhancing the player experience and delivering top-notch gameplay. We’ve carefully handpicked a collection of cool and unique quality-of-life plugins and game modes to make your time with us truly exceptional.

Step into our thriving virtual metropolis and discover a wealth of incredible features designed to captivate your imagination. Engage in thrilling adventures and build your dream home with the help of our robust economy system. Protect your creations with our user-friendly claiming plugins, ensuring that your hard work remains safe and sound.

But that’s not all! Unleash your inner warrior and master the arts of combat with the immersive MCMMO system, allowing you to level up your skills and become a true legend in the realm. Forge your path to success by taking on various Jobs, earning rewards and recognition for your dedication and expertise.

One of the most cherished aspects of Sapphire City is our commitment to creating a family-friendly environment. We welcome players of all ages, fostering a positive and inclusive community where everyone feels at home. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a curious newcomer, our friendly staff and dedicated players will be there to lend a helping hand and make your experience truly memorable.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us at Sapphire City, where adventure knows no bounds and friendships are forged. Start your epic journey today and become part of our ever-growing community. Together, we’ll create a Minecraft experience unlike any other.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ZonaMinecraft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ZonaMinecraft.net, we have many customized modalities to improve the gaming experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JoeCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

feel the taste of adventure on our Survival+RPG+clans or Bedwars or Skyblock or Plots+creative. Server making with passion.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3414	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

YourMC

Vanilla

Custom jobs, items, enchantments Friendly active community Vast world, endless exploration Recover items with custom death system Powerful kits for success Crate events, epic bounties Regular updates, new content Choose unique custom jobs Custom enchantments for gear Intuitive custom menus Brand new server at YourMC.org Dedicated staff for a smooth experience Start your Minecraft journey with us! Forge friendships, conquer challenges See you in-game on YourMC!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6624
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Emeralds Found:	1527
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MulticulMP

Survival

Welcome to MulticulMP, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a vibrant Minecraft community with our feature-packed server:

Land Claim: Secure your territory and build without worries. PvP Arena: Battle it out in thrilling player-vs-player combat. Ranks: Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements. Crates: Discover exciting loot with our crate system. Pinata Party: Join in the fun with surprise-filled celebrations. Events: Engage in special events for extra excitement.

Paid Server: Enjoy premium gameplay in a lag-free environment.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	204039
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mustards SMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Towny

“Mustards SMP: Embarking on an Unforgettable Survival Journey”

Journey into the heart of Mustards SMP, a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that redefines the classic survival experience. In this meticulously crafted world, survival is more than just conquering monsters and gathering resources; it’s about thriving in a dynamic player-driven economy and unraveling unique treasures within custom crates.

**Immersive Survival Adventure:** Mustards SMP encapsulates the true essence of survival gameplay, urging players to gather resources, collaborate, and build as they navigate the vast and ever-evolving world.

**Custom Crates Extravaganza:** The server introduces an exciting twist with its custom crates system. Players can obtain keys through various in-game activities, unlocking special crates filled with rare items, custom enchantments, and unique resources, adding an extra layer of excitement to the survival experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1899	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PinkMoon

PvP, Survival

PinkMoon Network 1.20.4 No Premium Crossplay Modalities: BoxPvP, Survival. voting web #1 Vote for us and get unique rewards

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5334
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Farms Harvested:	137	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MrCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server!

Our server offers a unique survival experience with a host of features that are sure to keep you entertained and challenged. Here’s a look at what you can expect: Survival Mode: Fight against nature and mobs to survive and thrive in our Minecraft world. Ranks: Acquire cosmetics and extra things for your adventure. Jobs: Earn in-game currency by doing a variety of jobs. Protection Ores: Protect your buildings and possessions with our protection ores. Clans: Join a clan or create your own to work as a team and dominate the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.