Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SloKuharji

Economy, Survival

Slovenian minecraft server with survival. good economy, friendly playerbase. lbalblalbalblablalbalblalblablalblalbalblalbalblalbalblllalblabllablablablablabablablablablablablablabl

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CritPots

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

» Fun PvP : With the removal of netherite armor, totems, and end crystals we ensure a fast paced pvp experience.

» Diamond Based Economy : Currency is backed by diamonds for a balanced and long lasting economy.

» Raiding : There are no rules against griefing or raiding other bases, do as you wish in the free world!

» Leaderboards : Climb the leaderboards and rise to the top!

» Proximity Voice Chat : Talk with others using the Simple Voice Chat mod! (Not required to join)Voice Chat Mod : modrinth.com/plugin/simple-voice-chat

» IP : Critpots.mine.bz

Currently no bedrock support

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Red MC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Red MC is a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, our custom survival server will offer you a unique experience. Our goal is to provide a Minecraft world

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BluePlanetMc

KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to BlueplanetMC!

Step into the extraordinary world of BlueplanetMC, where the horizon is boundless, and adventure soars high in the sky. We offer a unique combination of Survival and Skyblock, providing players with the freedom to play in various ways.

Explore the Survival Adventure: Immerse yourself in the vast survival world of BlueplanetMC, where challenging environments and wondrous landscapes await you. Gather resources, construct beautiful structures, and brave the dangers hidden in the expansive terrain.

Explore the Skyblock: Embark on the Skyblock challenge and experience life high above the clouds. Start with a modest island and expand it into a floating paradise. Survive with limited resources and collaborate with fellow island residents to create the ultimate skyblock empire.

Join the BlueplanetMC Community: Become a part of our growing community of adventurers, builders, and survivors. Make friends, share your creations, and leave your unique mark in the world of BlueplanetMC.

Whether you’re exploring the ground or reaching for the stars, BlueplanetMC offers an unparalleled gaming experience. Join us and discover the limitless possibilities of our Survival and Skyblock Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

herobrine.live

Earth, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at Herobrine.live – a Minecraft survival server where you create, survive, and thrive. Engage in a vibrant community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	New Chunks Explored:	480663
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dexteria

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Dexteria is a new Minecraft Network that is 1.7.10-1.20 that is starting out focused on the OG Factions experience and bringing back the OG faction members and the new factions players. Getting rid of all of the new faction elements that some other servers are using like custom enchants. We have a large staff team working day and night to bring you the best Factions experience that we can. Initial Map and server release is in the near future. Server is open with FFA available while server development is still in the works. Server Offers lot’s of OG Factions plug-ins and some custom plug ins, these including Koth Event, Nex Event, Raiding Outpost, FFA Arena, Give-aways, Buycraft F-top Payouts

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Shroom Mc

Survival, Vanilla

Shroom Mc is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.20.2. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to really build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Odion

Roleplay

This is a modded server. To join, download this technic pack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/duelist-academy-network.1784071/about

Duelist Academy Network is a Yu-Gi-Oh! GX inspired server with most of our current builds based on that era. Were a veteran group of Discord staff, Minecraft server staff, and Yugioh nerds who are there to have a good fun time.

We host regular tournaments, special events, and the occasional seasonal special! Everyone is welcome to express any feedback and the staff regularly meet up to discuss feedback, so all feedback is great to have. Hope you decide to join us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	191
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HellFire

LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome, To HellFire IP hellfire.evils.in:25076 to join our server Here you can play lifesteal and pvp bedwars server soon so dont wait join our server and enjoy to play lifesteal and free for all with your friends and more gamemodes soon And this server is java/pe/bedrock you can play with bedrock

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SeafuryMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

A plugin-heavy server aimed at those who want to challenge themselves for survival. Also includes various minigames and PvE options

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Items Found:	5071
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DryCraft

MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock

Welcome to DryCraft, a 1.8 RPG Minecraft SkyBlock Server crafted solo for a truly unique experience. Immerse yourself in a welcoming community that values camaraderie and fun. Unlike typical SkyBlock servers, DryCraft introduces RPG elements, quests, and challenges for an exciting twist.

Explore custom-designed islands, engage in player-driven economies, and experience thrilling events with carefully curated plugins. What sets DryCraft apart is its dedication to being a solo project – every detail, from code to features, is meticulously crafted for a cohesive and balanced gameplay experience.

Join DryCraft today and be part of a community that celebrates creativity and innovation. Dive into an unparalleled SkyBlock adventure where possibilities are endless, and the excitement never stops. Discover the magic of solo-developed excellence at DryCraft – your new home in the sky!Hey there! Want to play on a good and fun skyblock server ? Join now and have fun.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	4791
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CrushCentral MC

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Custom Oneblock with custom features and rpg items coming soon

version 1.20 + crushcentralmc.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Crops Grown:	5376	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	7493	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SchmeckNugget

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Are you tired of servers that reset their worlds or land claims that inhibit your ability to plunder to your hearts content? Look no further because Schmecknugget is the perfect place for you.

Our survival server never resets, meaning anything you build will remain there forever, allowing you to create masterpieces and have them last a lifetime. We do not make any money from donations because all donations are directly spent on upgrades to our server hardware. This ensures that gameplay is smooth and your creations are safe from crashes.

Schmecknugget is also a PvP-friendly server, where griefing is allowed. However, you must mine every single block by hand if you want to destroy someone else’s creation, as terrain explosive damage is disabled! So go ahead, show off your skills and compete with others in an unforgiving environment.

We have made sure that our server provides a realistic and immersive experience by disabling explosions and not using any land claim or grief prevention plugins. This means you need to be on your guard at all times, as other players could swoop in at any moment to take what is yours.

To make communication more engaging, we use Discord with a plugin that enables proximity voice chat. This allows you to have real-time interactions with other players and form alliances or rivalries with them. Text chat also still works BUT it has a 250 block range limit, the same range as the voice chat has.

So come on over and join our community of like-minded players who are dedicated to creating an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Remember, anything you build will never be deleted, so go ahead and start building your legacy today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TheCrowSMP – Cracked

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Zombie Dances:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CatalystSMP

Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

CATALYST SMP – (Forge 1.19.2) ——————————- – A server with Origins, Alex’s Mobs, Parcool, Critters and Companions, and many more mods! – A small community looking for members! – Rules that allow you to have fun! – Accepting custom origins! – Join today! ___________________________

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	318	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”