Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyCuisine

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world with a side of epic adventures and a sprinkle of hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a seat at our table!

So come on down and take a bite out of the best dish you’ll ever eat in Minecraft! Just be warned, our server is so addictive that you may never want to leave. Bon appétit!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4499	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Elon’s Crafty World

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk’s x got in trouble for playing on it in brazil? yea, that’s right, this server is so freakin awesome that even elon musk couldn’t resist. but don’t worry, he just had to pay a lil fine and now he’s back online, ready to craft and build with the rest of us.

join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Emeralds Found:	2042

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can say WHATEVER you want without fear of judgement or backlash! we have created a safe space for all players to express themselves freely, whether you believe in building giant banana statues or think that pigs should rule the world, we’ve got you covered!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. from fighting off hordes of evil chickens to racing llamas through obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

we even have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, that’s a secret you’ll have to uncover for yourself! join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

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Minecraft Server: Avalon

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Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Overview: Avalon is an mmoRPG server in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 14 final bosses, it offers a unique gameplay experience within the Minecraft world.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and Auctions
And much more!

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5830
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Emeralds Found:	3830
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	234	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCreeper69

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunflowerGrieferz

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Star Gazing Alien Hangout

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So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

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Herocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Unique survival world with breathtaking terrain and overview map
18 classes and 8 professions to specialize in
10+ challenging dungeons to explore
Active and friendly staff to support and enhance gameplay
Community-hosted events with regular staff involvement
Hand-crafted Server Resource Pack compatible with existing packs

Why Herocraft?

With 14 years of history, Herocraft offers a unique blend of RPG elements, inventive crafting, and a vibrant community. Join us today!

IP: play.hc.to

Discord: hc.to/discord

Linktree: hc.to/socials

FAQs

Question	Answer
What makes Herocraft different from other Minecraft servers?	Herocraft offers a unique survival world with classes, professions, dungeons, and a vibrant community.
Can I play on Herocraft with my friends?	Yes, Herocraft supports multiplayer gameplay for you and your friends to enjoy together.
Are there regular updates and events on Herocraft?	Yes, Herocraft undergoes weekly updates bringing new features, fixes, and events for players to enjoy.
How can I join Herocraft?	You can join Herocraft by using the IP address provided or by joining the Discord server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Dimension Hops:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Trap Anime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves as the rulers. They made everyone wear llama costumes and speak only in llama language. But fear not, for our brave players fought back with their trusty diamond swords and defeated the llama overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their DJ’s. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those who dare to sit upon it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftySavings Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of working for a boomer boss who thinks using Python libraries will land you in legal trouble? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only legal trouble you’ll face is stealing your friend’s diamonds! Our server is filled with technical wizards who can build anything from scratch without worrying about copyright infringement. Plus, we have a strict “no attorneys allowed” policy, so you can code in peace without the fear of being sued by Guido van Rossum himself. Come join us and build the ultimate SaaS empire without spending a dime – just watch out for those creepers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.