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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2147 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?
So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!