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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5470 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 443 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6873 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 346 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?
So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!