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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3150 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Enchantments Applied: | 57 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
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But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.