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Morning Java Jive Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Animals Bred:	120
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Items Found:	2212	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3549	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ores Mined:	2270	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Divine Spears Created:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Towns Built:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Farms Harvested:	192
New Chunks Explored:	526626	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Farms Harvested:	205	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6787
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8790	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crops Grown:	4158
Potions Brewed:	104	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever