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MelodicMayhem Minecraft Server

2PAC, Apology, Balkan country, Beef, biggie, Diss, DR. DRE, Eminem, fake fan, graphic t-shirts, hailie, Ja Rule, loose change, MelodicMayhem, Minecraft, music genre, Popularity, public embarrassment, Rap, Rivalry, school trips, Server, stan

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of dealing with fake rap fans in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only beef is between creepers and players! We may not have Ja Rule dissing Eminem’s daughter, but we do have epic battles and adventures waiting for you.

Join us and leave the drama behind, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest rap-themed structures in the game. Show off your love for Eminem, 2Pac, Biggie, and Dr. Dre by creating pixel art masterpieces that will make even the most hardcore Stan jealous.

Forget about school drama and classmates who just don’t understand your love for rap music. On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded players who share your passion for old-school hip hop. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s rap and roll!

NoBabysitPlsLOL

Address, Babysitting, children, cordial, Decline, free childcare, inappropriate, Kindness, neighbor, Neighborly, new year’s day, NoBabysitPlsLOL, single woman, spa day, taking advantage, Tension, Toddler, Unannounced, vacation, work from home, young

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any pesky neighbors trying to pawn off their kids on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any unexpected visits from toddlers. Our server is a child-free zone, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any interruptions.

Say goodbye to unwanted babysitting duties and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find a more peaceful and drama-free gaming experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the neighborly drama behind!

HackLifeNotSMP

best kept secret, clever trick, efficiency, game changer, genius idea, hack of all hacks, HackLifeNotSMP, Hidden Gem, insider knowledge, life hack, life improvement, ninja trick, organization, personal growth, pro tip, productivity, secret tip, self improvement, smart solution, time-saving, useful advice

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crops Grown:	6521
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of servers, I swear! Like, you know when you find a life hack so good you almost don’t want to share it? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids!

So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!

And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever

CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6741	New Chunks Explored:	403994
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4738
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Items Found:	8052
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	142	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	78	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	141	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	398608	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8330
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	888282
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	507777	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	92/400	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	2339
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3