Crafty Dicks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us on our server where every block is made of rainbow-colored cheese and the mobs are all dressed in tutus. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dicklet Thread, a magical realm where players can shrink down to the size of a pea and explore a world of giant talking mushrooms and dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the evil pickle monsters…they’re a real dill!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8779	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockBuster100

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LebCraft: Ground Ops!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Zombie Dances:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	106

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Animals Bred:	152	Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

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Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NorthKoreaBusHeist

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8732
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Do whatever vanilla

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Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Craft Craze

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Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Farms Harvested:	743
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockPartyBroExcluded

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	New Chunks Explored:	613872
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.