Are you tired of dealing with commie purple hairs ruining your gaming experience? Look no further, our Minecraft server located in the southern US is the perfect escape from all the madness. Not only will you save on living costs, but you’ll also be surrounded by like-minded gamers who just want to have a good time.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that will make even the most seasoned players jealous, and participate in wild PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and find out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!

    CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can worship Nurgle in the least disgusting way possible! We’ve got roll charts, Total War: Warhammer IIIThrones of Decay Trailer, Tamurkhan Trailer, and so much more to keep you entertained. Our Hotfix 4.2.3 Patch Notes will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have Total War: Pharaoh, where you can rule like a true pharaoh. Patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, and Steam links galore! And if that’s not enough, we have all the older titles you could ever dream of.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 New Chunks Explored: 667379

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 77097515

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 77097515
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” – a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted “Lava Cake” – a delicious treat that will give you superpowers for 24 hours (Disclaimer: Side effects may include spontaneous combustion).

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little…weird around here.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pixel Party: Where Spongebob, Batman, and Pikachu Build Together

    Pixel Party: Where Spongebob, Batman, and Pikachu Build Together
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Master Pai Mei’s kung fu skills? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic battles and crazy adventures!

    Imagine Pai Mei himself as your loyal servant, chopping down trees with his bare hands and building epic structures faster than you can say “wax on, wax off.” With his deadly skills and wise teachings, he’ll have you dominating the server in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a whole roster of characters from different media ready to serve you in the ultimate Fate showdown. From Spongebob Squarepants to Darth Vader, you never know who might show up to lend a hand (or lightsaber) in your quest for glory.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of the server, with Pai Mei by your side and Spongebob as your trusty sidekick. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Farms Harvested: 275 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

    Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

    Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 7439
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise

    Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old maps? Well, look no further because I made this map and let me tell you, it’s so accurate that even your grandma would mistake it for the real world! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw dance parties. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙

    MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us for a chance to mine with Moonahoshinova herself! That’s right, the virtual idol is waiting for you to dig up some diamonds together.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will give you deja vu. You’ll feel like you’ve been here before, but trust us, it’s just the sheer awesomeness of our server blowing your mind.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can loop orbiture EP while building your epic creations. It’s the perfect soundtrack for your Minecraft adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the chance to karaoke with Moonahoshinova and explore the 3D archives of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5964 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Crops Grown: 9735 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server

    Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server
    Are you tired of constantly being spotted by those pesky AI mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has just released a new addon that makes you practically invisible to them through foliage! Say goodbye to getting ambushed while trying to gather resources or build your epic base.

    Join our server for the ultimate challenge – we’ve added a new game mode where all the mobs are controlled by real-life chickens. That’s right, chickens are now the overlords of the Minecraft world and they are out for revenge! Can you survive their clucking wrath and come out on top?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city on our server that is inhabited by a colony of friendly Endermen who just want to party all day and night. Join them for dance-offs and Ender Pearl races, it’s a wild time down there!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re always plotting something…

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 182 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Crops Grown: 2443 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server

    Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server
    Are you tired of always being behind Jamal and Paco in everything you do? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can finally get ahead of them! Join us and experience a world where Jamal and Paco are always one step behind you, trying to catch up but failing miserably.

    With epic quests, insane challenges, and the power to outshine even the most competitive players, this server is perfect for those who are tired of living in Jamal and Paco’s shadow. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show them who the real Minecraft champion is!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dimension Hops: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

    Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Tekken character and fight your way to victory. Want to play as Heihachi and throw your enemies off cliffs? Done. How about using Kazuya’s devil powers to summon lightning bolts on your foes? Absolutely.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden combos and moves for each character that will leave your opponents scratching their heads in confusion. And don’t worry if you’re new to Tekken, our fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

    Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids
    Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

    Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

    Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

    Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

    Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

    And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

    Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Crops Grown: 8214
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Dimension Hops: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

    Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have uncovered the shocking truth behind Bethesda’s hatred for humanity rebuilding itself.

    Join us as we unravel the mystery of why Bethesda wants the NCR destroyed and humanity to start from scratch. Is it because they’re secretly aliens trying to take over the world? Or maybe they just really hate progress and want us to stay in the Stone Age forever.

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can defy Bethesda’s evil plans and build a glorious civilization that will stand the test of time. So come join us and let’s stick it to those pesky game developers who want to hold us back!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Eruvs and Kapparoth are the norm. Need to make sure your virtual food is Kosher? We got you covered! And don’t even get us started on the Tashlikh mini-game where you can toss your sins away like yesterday’s leftovers.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to wrestle with an angel like Jacob? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling celestial beings for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

    PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being the most powerful being on the planet! As a low status young single male, you have nothing to lose in life, so why not wreak havoc and chaos in our world? Build giant monuments to your awesomeness, create insane traps for unsuspecting players, and unleash your inner mad scientist with crazy experiments. Who cares about dying when you can respawn and continue your reign of terror? The possibilities are endless, so come join us and see how far you can go before they manage to stop you (if they can)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Gender Bender Craft

    Gender Bender Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a gender-bending theme where everyone can be whoever they want to be – whether you’re a guy who wants to be a girl or a girl who wants to be a guy, we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons while rocking a fabulous dress or build the coolest castle while sporting a killer beard. Our community is all about embracing your true self and having a blast while doing it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that in Minecraft, anything is possible – even if it involves some serious gender-bending shenanigans!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Emeralds Found: 6143 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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