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Islandia

Adventure, Anarchy, Biomes, Community, Conflict, Custom Map, Economy, Exploration, Islandia, Land Claim, Limited land, Ocean World, Oceanic, Pirates, Plugins, Pvpve, Raiding, Resource Management, Roleplay, Survival, treasure hunting, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Server Name	Islandia
Server Location	US East
Server Address	islandiamc.duckdns.org
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Semi-Vanilla][PvP][Anarchy][SMP]

Description	Archipelago 6600×6600 map with 2-3 continents and dozens of smaller islands. Semi-vanilla anarchy SMP experience. Limited land in an ocean world poses a unique challenge. Expect resource depletion and conflict over space. Explore the world and find a speck of land to settle – or become a pirate and loot the high seas.

Plugins	[BlockLocker] [ChestShop] [Essentials] [MyPet] [Orebfuscator] [Spartan] [TreeAssist]

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?

Yes, you can join from anywhere as long as you have a stable internet connection.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

As this is a semi-vanilla anarchy server, there are minimal rules. Players are expected to respect others and not use hacked clients or exploits.

3. How can I protect my belongings on the server?

You can use plugins like BlockLocker to protect your chests and other items. It is recommended to hide your bases well to avoid detection by other players.

4. Can I team up with other players on the server?

Yes, you can form alliances with other players to increase your chances of survival in the harsh environment.

5. What happens if I die on the server?

If you die, you will drop all your items and respawn at your set spawn point. It is important to be cautious and not risk losing valuable items.

Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4

1.21.4, archer poses, attack poses, Axes, battle, battle poses, Bows, combat stances, Cool weapon poses, Crossbows, DAGGERS, Epic, fantasy weapons, firearms, futuristic weapons, gun poses, magical weapons, Martial Arts, ninja poses, samurai poses, Spears, Stances, sword fighting, Swords

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is off the chain, like seriously, it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

Join us and you won’t be limited to just using swords, oh no no no. We’re talking about a whole new level of weapons and tools that will blow your mind!

Post ’em all, show off your epic gear and flex on all the other players. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

200k, Audience, collision, headline, low viewership, match, Minecraft, people, Popularity, professional wrestling, Ratings, smp, Tokyo Dome, watch, wrestling, wrestling attendance, wrestling career, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling performance, wrestling promotion, wrestling show, wrestling superstar, wrestling venues

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

adhd, BdaySurprise, bedtime, Birthday, birthday dinner, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, Cooking, eating enough, family, Gaming, hangry, holidays, love, Minecraft, mothering, relationship, reminder, Server, Sleep, travel, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7093
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	4663
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Villages Defended:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	240
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Divine Spears Created:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Emeralds Found:	3194
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Other Trim SMP

alliances, begin.., Betraying, bored, Chaos, Discord, flamefrags, Friends, Fun, interested, Join, Mod Pack, Modded, NAPPA, post, PvP, Server, smp, Trim, unfold, watch

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’m genuinely just looking for people who want to do a pvp smp similar to flamefrags, nappa, and all of those guys. I’m just kind of bored and I want to watch the chaos unfold with people making alliances and betraying friends. I think it would be fun, so if you’re interested, join the server where the mod pack will be posted and when the server will begin. https://discord.gg/fGuXEDSY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a pvp smp where players can engage in battles, form alliances, and betray friends for the ultimate gaming experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link here and follow the instructions posted there.

Q: When will the server begin?

A: The server start date will be announced on the Discord server, so make sure to join and stay updated on any developments.

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Towns Built:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

Al Green, Ankle Injury, Brandon Joseph, Bryce Young, Bucs, Cade Otton, cousins, cowboys, Dave Canales, Dionte Johnson, DUI, Edition, falcons, fumble, general, Jerod Mayo, Josh Allen, knee injury, Lions, Minecraft, mvp, NFC, NFCWest, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, patriots, pick-6, rams, Russell Wilson, smp, Tank Dell, Texans, tfw, Theme, Trevon Diggs, Waivers, West

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ores Mined:	7553	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

FamilyGatherGoneWrong

asserting boundaries, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gathering, Family Support, FamilyGatherGoneWrong, father-son argument, Generational conflict, leaving a gathering, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, self-care, stepfather relationship, teenage drama, toxic behavior

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Farms Harvested:	274	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

Block and Roll Craft

BLOCK, Craft, Roll

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4944	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	197	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Emeralds Found:	6947	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

The Manhattan Project

manhattan, Minecraft Server Mod Anarchy Tech Planets Missiles Vehicles Franchise Weapons Helicopters Boats Storage System Safe Base Invaders Builders Walls Food, Modded, Project

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Server Name	The Manhattan Project
IP	148.113.0.186:25612
Modpack	Discord
Version	1.7.10

Overview:

Hi! Myself and a couple others are looking for more people to join this server!

The pack is centered around one mod, NTM space. This mod allows you to do a variety of things, from creating nuclear missiles, to building spacecraft and building bases on different planets! It offers various examples of real-world nuclear technology, as well as some fictional ones. You may find quite a few references to the Fallout franchise in the mod too!

But that’s not all the server has to offer. The main, game-changing mods are as follows:

NTM Space
Mekanism – adds a variety of electrical machines, weapons and tools
Industrial Craft 2 – Similar to Mekanism, gives more of a nostalgic vibe though
MC Heli – Adds Vehicles such as tanks, helicopters, planes, boats, cars, as well as some weapons!
Applied Energistics 2 – Amazing storage system mod!
Securitycraft – Lets you make sure your base is safe from any would-be invaders
Better Builders Wands – Makes building large platforms or walls extremely easy.
Pam’s Harvestcraft – A whole new world of food!

So come join us! We’d be happy to introduce new players into the community ^-^

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?	Of course! We welcome players of all skill levels and are happy to help beginners get started.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server. We have measures in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Are there any rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules posted in our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.
Can I suggest mods or plugins to be added to the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community members. Feel free to share your ideas with us in the Discord server.

Players:	110/900	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchantments Applied:	78
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3