Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Items Found:	8915
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	4875

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Magic Items Found:	8568	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	151
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Void Armor Forged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Executed Network

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Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Boss Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9308
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Star Shards Collected:	186

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.