Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Potions Brewed:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ores Mined:	5201
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	199328	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Animals Bred:	142	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1984

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ores Mined:	4618	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Runes Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Executed Network

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Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Holy Grails Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Boss Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.