Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	8718
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	9706
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1421
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	196
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9985
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	327

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Potions Brewed:	130
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.