Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayHostServers

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Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	5940	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	100
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	6059
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9839
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2746	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchantments Applied:	50
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.