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Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyPurchases

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Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

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lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9445	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GiporySMP

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Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4