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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4156 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9035 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!