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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6903 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 255 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 147850 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!