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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9489 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!