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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1694 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 160 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!