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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5346 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!