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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6712	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	223	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	67	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	New Chunks Explored:	114420
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Votes:	8635
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mines Excavated:	3103
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6183
Divine Spears Created:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Items Found:	6227	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Emeralds Found:	8637	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Zombie Dances:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

play.dreamers.fun