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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	575	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3364
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

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The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Votes:	6080	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	7185	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1518

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Star Shards Collected:	210
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	75
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Potions Brewed:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Infernal Machines Built:	0

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	8303
Votes:	6180	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es