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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1465 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 152 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!