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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7258	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	1110
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
New Chunks Explored:	129020	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	3808
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	96	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7208
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5030	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Votes:	3756	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8396
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	846
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6046	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	124	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	755	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	105	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net