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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Potions Brewed:	198	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6410	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	353	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dimension Hops:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	3348	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Divine Spears Created:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

play.infinitemc.net