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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8690 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!