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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Towns Built:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

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So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
New Chunks Explored:	180266	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Farms Harvested:	141
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

play.hallowedfantasy.com

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	369001	Void Gems Collected:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2227	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7680
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Star Shards Collected:	265
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2353	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	302	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Emeralds Found:	8267	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Animals Bred:	29
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Votes:	3931
Runes Activated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Divine Spears Created:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3599	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Buildings Constructed:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

org.slimesmp.com