Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Farms Harvested:	273	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ores Mined:	3785	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9565	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9866
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchantments Applied:	296
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	42
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	901009
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5533	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	6716
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Star Shards Collected:	198	Ores Mined:	5781

play.minecraft.country