Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	104
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

play.ageofelysian.com:25577

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Towns Built:	7	Magic Items Found:	5680
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

mine.edgegamers.com

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	161	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

mc.centrixnetwork.com

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

play.rainrealms.com

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

mc.projectcrystals.com

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	551	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

meta-union.com

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9360	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

superabf.net

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

play.togethercraft.online

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3

TumbleweedMC.com

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Farms Harvested:	788
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

legendsserver.net

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Animals Bred:	199
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

lobby.muttsworldmine.com

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

play.sagesmp.me

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

play.elysiancraft.xyz:50585

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

pinecraftequestrian.com

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

mc.ekstammen.nu