Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Buildings Constructed:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

play.ageofelysian.com:25577

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6569
Votes:	4088	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

mine.edgegamers.com

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

mc.centrixnetwork.com

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Buildings Constructed:	37	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchantments Applied:	216	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

play.rainrealms.com

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

mc.projectcrystals.com

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

meta-union.com

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	725	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

superabf.net

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mines Excavated:	4155	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

play.togethercraft.online

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	243	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

TumbleweedMC.com

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ores Mined:	5338
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Animals Bred:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

legendsserver.net

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7657
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Potions Brewed:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

lobby.muttsworldmine.com

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	980
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Emeralds Found:	535	Dragon Eggs Found:	5076

play.sagesmp.me

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

play.elysiancraft.xyz:50585

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

pinecraftequestrian.com

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

mc.ekstammen.nu