Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	4604
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8371	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

play.togethercraft.online

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

TumbleweedMC.com

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

legendsserver.net

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crops Grown:	5813
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

lobby.muttsworldmine.com

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6077	Players Killed by Monsters:	7388

play.sagesmp.me

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2943	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

play.elysiancraft.xyz:50585

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7941	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

pinecraftequestrian.com

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crops Grown:	2741	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

mc.ekstammen.nu

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Votes:	2420
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

play.joltsurvival.com

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Potions Brewed:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

play.avaloncity.pro

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Items Found:	6743	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

jogar.redecrown.com

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4101
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	145	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	1705
Dragon Eggs Found:	9243	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5397	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Animals Bred:	108

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655