Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Votes:	1783

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3476
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mines Excavated:	4364
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	265	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	8589	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Zombie Dances:	8

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1382
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

PangaeaEarth.com:25572

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

play.riotsmp.com

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

play.bharatmc.fun:19132