Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	338
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6230	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crops Grown:	1989	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ores Mined:	2590

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9406
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	5296	Dragon Eggs Found:	1205
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	7486
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6359

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Votes:	224
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9380
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

play.gravitymc.xyz

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

mc.charlieroleplay.it

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

interstellarmc.cc

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	8561	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

mc.vanillahypeserver.com

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2227

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

play.blockcraft.uk

BennixMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	166
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to BennixMC, the ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a server filled with endless possibilities across multiple game modes.Join our SUPER SMP and experience a thrilling Minecraft journey like no other. Engage in intense PVP battles with our overhauled system, trade with shops, and explore customized terrain that guarantees a unique experience for every player. Claim your land, decorate with mini blocks, and unlock rewards as you improve your skills. Don’t forget to mine spawners with silk touch and catch custom fish to add excitement to your adventure. Plus, unleash your creativity in our dedicated Creative Plots, where your imagination has no limits.If you’re up for a challenge, test your agility and determination in our infinite parkour courses. Race against the clock, conquer gravity-defying jumps, and overcome intricate obstacles in pursuit of parkour perfection.No mods needed! Our server is available on both BEDROCK and JAVA platforms, making it accessible to players on PC, Mobile, PS4, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. And the best part? There are no world resets, allowing you to build, conquer, and create without limits.Join us now at play.bennixmc.com on port 25565 and become part of our thriving community. Stay connected and get the latest updates by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/B848STG5wz. Your epic Minecraft adventure starts here, at BennixMC!

play.bennixmc.com