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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9967 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.