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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4232 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
New Chunks Explored: | 80245 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
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