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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2021 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 799 |
Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 175 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4631 |
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So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.