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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4036 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.