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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3843 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.